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Wooden Coaster - Coffee Makes Me Poop

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$8.52 $12 In stock

Category: Coasters

This wooden coaster is the perfect accompaniment to your favorite snacks. Crafted from natural beech wood and treated with food-grade oil, it features a raised border to help keep snacks in place and a carved design to add a touch of beauty to your dining table.

  • Each coaster measures about 3.5 inches
  • Made with natural wood material so the markings and color may vary
  • Please note that natural wood may warp due to humidity and temperature

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Eva B. ★★★★★

The raised border is a nice touch—my pretzels don't roll off anymore while I sip my coffee. The food-grade oil finish gives it a subtle sheen that wipes clean easily.

Ryan ★★★★★

The raised border actually does its job — I set crackers and olives on it during a movie night and nothing slid off onto the couch. Being treated with food-grade oil gives me peace of mind putting snacks straight on the wood. The saying on it gets a laugh every time someone picks up their mug.

Violet ★★★★★

The beech wood feels solid and smooth, and the food-grade oil finish means I don't worry about crumbs sitting on it. The raised border actually does keep my pretzels from sliding off. It's become the coaster I reach for every morning.